Notes
01. Sad video about dog that was saved from the dog meat trade in Asia, lost all his legs and got prosthetic paws.
02. THE DOG GOT ADOPTED.
03. I really want some fucking pie.
04. Dogs and people usually aren't buried together.
05. Cat won't pay attention to me.
06. Saw identical puppy siblings in the park.
07. Dogs and people aren't buried together. Awful for so many reasons.
08. Had a nightmare that Julie Andrews died. Woke up crying.
09. Stewie missed Brian and wanted a bike.
10. The pizza delivery guy brought me free breadsticks.
11. The series finale of Buffy.
12. Ran out of wine.
13. I woke up from my nap.
14. David Bowie is still dead.
15. Fucking SPCA commercial. Fuck you, Sarah McLachlin.
16. I actually started a fucking cult.
17. See number 16.
Greeting
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Voicemail
Mom
iPhone
July 24, 2018 at 3:21PM
July 24, 2018 at 3:21PM
Hi honey, it's your mom... I'm not sure why I keep telling you that, like after thirty-five years you don't recognize my voice. -- Oh shut up, Alex, she knows you're here, too. Because she can hear you, that's why, dummy! Sorry, sweetie, your father is a giant toddler, and wants me to tell you he says hi, and he's working on a new project car. He's had a lot of time on his hands since he retired... -- For the love of Christ, Alex, I will lock you in the closet if you don't stop talking in my ear while I'm trying to leave this message! Well goddamnit, I lost my train of thought. Your father looks awful proud of himself now. Anyway. Come visit soon, we miss you. Save me.
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-1:02
Roxy Winston
Did you send me a mystery pizza?
Who me? Nah. Must've been one of your loyal followers.
When you're ready to see people again, come over.
The last time I was around people, I started a love cult, and put my friends in cages. I'll pass for now.
But thanks for the pizza.
I still can't believe you put Chris in hotpants.
I'll never be able to unsee that shit.
God, don't remind me. I think I need a mental enema after last week. Why don't any of us have those Men in Black mind eraser thingies?
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dearwatson Last week was fucking garbage, so if anyone needs me, I'll be living in this purple, heaven scented bath, with all my wine until further notice. #bringontheprunyskin
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dearwatson Earlier today, I unearthed a little notebook filled with notes from my mom, tucked away in all the things I haven't looked at since before I moved to Boston. I wasn't in a great place back then, and couldn't really appreciate the little things she would tell me or do for me, but now, years later, it really made my day.
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